Isn’t it about time for you to start weaning No?

Well, technically, he’s old enough.

So, why haven’t you started?

He really doesn’t seem ready yet.

Didn’t you say if he ever bit you he would have no choice about being weaned?

Yeah

Hasn’t he bit you more than a few times?

Yes

Haven’t you had mastitis quite a few times?

Actually, this makes it round #7 of mastitis. See, the boy just doesn’t believe in baby food or bottles, so how can I wean him?

“You know, my kids never slept through the night until I’d weaned them”

. . .

“Well, whaddya know, it’s time to wean the baby!”